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Writer's pictureCaroline

Letting the Internet Predict My Future (Taking BuzzFeed Quizzes)

Since the Internet did such a good job describing my personality, I decided to let them predict the future! I went onto BuzzFeed and selected some of the wackiest personality quizzes they had, and today I’m going to take them. I’m going to put in a short video of me answering the questions/responding to the results for each quiz, and I’ll also link the quizzes so you can take them along with me. Who knows, maybe Elon Musk would name us the same thing.


Result: BLERG-69-420

You know, that’s quite odd if I’m being honest. I’d probably be more mortified to have this name than X Æ A-12, however you pronounce that. If you haven't watched the video, then a funny story: I took this quiz two months ago and got BLERG, so now one of my friends calls me BLERG now. Just without the uh, 69-420. Who knows, maybe this kind of name will be common in 2030 and Elon Musk is just ahead of the curve.


Disclaimer: At the end of the quiz I say takoyaki, but it should be taiyaki, sorry! I meant dessert, not octopus!

Result: You often don't speak your mind and then regret it - You're the kind of person who doesn't like to rock the boat. Sometimes you'll have a conversation and feel the need to share what you think, but you ultimately let it go so you don't start a fight. It feels like the right thing to do, but it ultimately hurts you later.

I definitely agree with this. I’m totally non-confrontational about most things (unless it’s a business/club/school decision, in which I definitely speak my mind about), and I spend a lot of time reflecting on past conversations, especially when I think I could’ve said something better or come off better. Those are my ISFJ traits coming at you (hah). Also, now craving sushi.


Result: Dating

Um.. fun, I guess? That’ll be in 2025, so I will be almost done with college. Nice to know that future me will not be a total social pariah.


Result: Earth - Earth is the element of substance: You pride yourself in your strength and you are known for enduring even the hardest of things. Plus, you've got a knack for spotting things others don't — giving you the potential to easily master metalbending.

If this means I get to be Toph, I am all for it. My queen time and time again. Also, please laugh with me about how my predictions at the beginning of the video are completely wrong. I had a 50% chance of getting something I mentioned, and I did not fall on the good side of those odds. I would just like to note that based on my choices and results, I’d be an earthbender learning from Iroh, riding a flying bison, living in the North Pole, drawing wisdom from Kyoshi, and traveling with Haru. How interesting. Not complaining, though.


Result: Donut - You're fearless. You look danger in the eye and say, "Ehh."

It’s interesting to me how donuts symbolize fearlessness. It’s also interesting to me how BuzzFeed thinks I look danger in the eye and say, “Ehh”. BuzzFeed is in fact wrong. I'm a wimp. Evidence: me covering the laptop screen with a pillow while watching that one scary part in OBX with the crazy axe lady. I'm kind of flattered, though, so thanks BuzzFeed. Also, I would just like to say that snapchat says that I am a vanilla donut as well. Coincidence?


Cover photo: Philadelphia, PA





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