I wouldn’t call myself a fashion queen in any stretch of the mind. All in all, I’m pretty basic. I haven’t changed my style since probably eighth grade, and I tend to stick with the same clothing items that have worked for me in the past. I don’t do anything complicated. However, we all know how trends have shifted over the years, so I’ll be taking today as an opportunity to roast myself and rate some of my old outfits. The good, the bad, and the ugly.
Outfit details:
Top: H&M
Shorts: Papaya
Year worn: 2018
Rating: 7/10 -- basic, but comfortable. Minus points because like eight of my friends have the same shirt.
Outfit details:
Dress: Macy's
Jacket: TJMaxx
Shoes: Vans knockoffs
Sunglasses: Francesca's
Year worn: 2019
Rating: 8.5/10 -- bold move with the dress, but too much blue. I look a little like Cookie Monster.
Outfit details:
Top: Forever 21
Shorts: Papaya
Year worn: 2018
Rating: 9/10 -- still basic, but I think the style of the shirt flatters me more than other things I own. Would wear again. Actually, I think I did wear this a few months ago.
Outfit details: no clue
Year worn: 2014-ish
Rating: 10/10 -- classy, boujee, and fashion. Such bold choices. Multidimensional.
Outfit details:
Quarter-zip: Patagonia
Leggings: FILA
Socks and shoes: Nike
Year worn: 2019
Rating: 3/10 -- the quarter-zip is comfortable, but the Nike logo throws me off. Brownie points for the shoe and shift color coordination.
Outfit details:
Jacket: The North Face
Top: Abercrombie
Leggings: FILA
Scrunchie: Amazon
Year worn: 2019
Rating: 9.5/10 -- I'd definitely wear this again, and I like the matching shirt and scrunchie. It's a pretty flattering but comfortable outfit. Good job, freshman year me.
Outfit details: probably Justice, in true early 2010s fashion
Year worn: 2013-ish
Rating: 7/10 -- what is it with me and blue? I appreciate the creative pose, and I've probably worn a different version of this outfit in the last six months, with quarantine and all.
Outfit details:
Onesie: Christmas gift from my brother
Year worn: 2021
Rating: 11/10 -- comfortable and cute. That is all.
Outfit details:
Sweater: American Eagle
Leggings: FILA
Socks: Nike
Boots: Ugg knockoffs
Year worn: 2018
Rating: 5/10 -- it's a good winter sweater outfit. It's good to walk around in, it's simple, and it's very cozy, but the sweater doesn't provide a great silhouette. Also, negative points for the basic girl pose.
Outfit details: do you think I know?
Year worn: 2009-ish
Rating: 12034/10 -- this is peak fashion. Five-year-old me was a fashion icon, I'm telling you. I love the fun patterns, the layering, and the color coordination with the white on the sweater, dress, and shoes along with the black on the dress and leggings. I couldn't have done any better than this.
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